Episode 1: The Flaming Cantaloupe
Warning: This Should NOT Be Replicated for ANY REASON
Because the people who created these videos are
as the Blog Title Suggests- LESS THAN GENIUS
Filling a melon with a liquid, (a liquid which is currently on fire) will always result in a dispersive splattering of the (flamming) liquid when the melon shell finds itself unexpectedly being shattered. When one thinks of what is historically known to act in this way, one thinks of a Maltov Cocktail which in comparison with the common american muskmelon (cantaloupe) it has, in its favor, the ability to be broken farther away from the perpetrator of the dispersive splattering... farther away than his own leg... egads man... Stay away from fruit, fire, and your friends. You're going to get yourself killed.
Because the people who created these videos are
as the Blog Title Suggests- LESS THAN GENIUS
Filling a melon with a liquid, (a liquid which is currently on fire) will always result in a dispersive splattering of the (flamming) liquid when the melon shell finds itself unexpectedly being shattered. When one thinks of what is historically known to act in this way, one thinks of a Maltov Cocktail which in comparison with the common american muskmelon (cantaloupe) it has, in its favor, the ability to be broken farther away from the perpetrator of the dispersive splattering... farther away than his own leg... egads man... Stay away from fruit, fire, and your friends. You're going to get yourself killed.
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